Ahhh I remember the good old days at university college of community of state. They sure did cater to my adult learning needs. (?) I mean, isn't this like saying "good at helping really dumb people"? Priceless banner ad. Who sees this and is like, "MAN, sign me up! I was worried I'd never find the university college school of state...college...for me!"
p.s. reminded me way too much of this