So Brendan, aka the heterosexual life partner to myself, really loves T-Pain. Brendan also is incredibly tone deaf. This is not exaggerated at all. He honestly sings like this to himself. And often. It's like watching a funny American Idol contestant. But everyday. At the desk next to me. After acquiring the new T-Pain iPhone app that allows you to autotune your own voice (so EVERY white person can sound like they did in Cabo San Lucas for spring break!!), Brendan has basically been like a kid with a new tonka truck. He won't stop. And since he had no shame, I decided to videotape him. Ladies & gentlemen, "Bartender".
(Who says "videotape"? What am I, 74 years old? Somebody grab me the geritol!)
(Sidenote: I think it's more embarrassing that I giggle like a nine year old girl.)