Signs You Are Missing The Point

I was hungover yesterday at home after Lesley's wedding (where apparently I drank the entire bar before dinner. Which is neat) and thought to myself, "HEY buddy. Let's get serious about the gym! We'll go find some videos or "podcasts" (which could just be called a video, but everyone loves the word "pod")  online that will tell us how to lift properly, and then of course we'll be 100% committed starting tomorrow and will only eat brocolli and yogurt and lift mountains and impress everyone with our daily gun show routine." At this exact moment, I opened another tab in my browser and searched for pizza delivery. Which I found kind of ironic. Browser Tab #1:

Browser Tab #2:

Drew Hoolhorst

I have a black belt in feelings.