Please Look In The Mirror and Punch Yourself In The Face (your actual face, not the mirror)

I've written about my hatred for the bluetooth takeover going on around the world. Honestly, when I see people with bluetooth headsets, I want to call them mean names in the street and tell them that while it may seem like it's the year 2020 and we should all wear devices that can shoot lasers from our head, we're JUST not there yet. This takes it to a new level though.

WHY. WHY on EARTH does this exist? This looks like an SNL joke. Why don't you just give me a pair of mom jeans and we'll call it a day (or hammer pants. those would be cooler than this. wait those are cool...). Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go vomit in my own mouth, while making phone calls. Holding my phone. Like a big boy. I hope they make a spoon holder that holds my spoon for me and eats my cereal for me next.

(here is the site for this ridiculousness if you'd like to buy one or spit out your coffee reading up on it)

Drew Hoolhorst

San Francisco, CA 94110, USA

I have a black belt in feelings.