August 11, 2008 Drew Hoolhorst Rants Michael Phelps is a Dolphin August 11, 2008 Drew Hoolhorst Rants And you should not piss off dolphins. Because we are all a little terrified of them deep down. Deep down... And because they will win a billion trillion gold medals. Just awesome. That is all. Drew Hoolhorst I have a black belt in feelings.