August 12, 2008 Drew Hoolhorst Rants The Onion Is Funnier Than I Am August 12, 2008 Drew Hoolhorst Rants Priceless. Click that little sucker below to read more... Sidenote: Anyone from The Onion...can I write for you? I will work for cheese doodles and water. I mean, even potable water. I don't care. Thanks. Drew Hoolhorst San Francisco, CA 94110, USA I have a black belt in feelings.