Are you there, dignity? It's me, Drew. I promise I will go outside now and this is the last you will ever hear of solitaire.
Yes, I took a screen capture of my phone after beating my mother's solitaire time. Yes, I talk to girls. Yes, this is the most pathetic thing I will ever document...and let me tell you.
It feels good.
3:53, Ellie. BAM.
