If You Can't Play Sports, Beat Your Mom At Solitaire

Are you there, dignity? It's me, Drew. I promise I will go outside now and this is the last you will ever hear of solitaire.

Yes, I took a screen capture of my phone after beating my mother's solitaire time. Yes, I talk to girls. Yes, this is the most pathetic thing I will ever document...and let me tell you.

It feels good.

I also do things like "talk to people"

3:53, Ellie. BAM.

Drew Hoolhorst

San Francisco, CA 94110, USA

I have a black belt in feelings.