I have no idea what I'm doing. At all.

So here's the deal...I'm that guy. I have wanted to write a blog ever since it became cool. Because it's extremely pretentious, self serving, and it's a HORRIBLE idea for a hyper-sensitive person. Like me. So I thought...yes, sign me up. PLEASE give me an avenue for all the dumb bullshit I think up. And hey, if three of you enjoy this? And even if those people are my mom, brother, and brothers girlfriend? I'm honestly fine with that. So sit back and enjoy the mess that is about to occur. I don't get how to do this, yet it is my profession to follow "blogs". So um, that's cool. Toodles for now, and stay tuned please...

Drew Hoolhorst

I have a black belt in feelings.