Hey There, Soulmate

I guess that title is creepy, because it insinuates that I could have a young boy as a soulmate. Which is problematic in a lot of ways, including "legally". I bet he wishes he had a Dyson, too.

Thank you Mr. Callahan for sending me this. I cannot believe this is real.

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Drew Hoolhorst

San Francisco, CA 94110, USA

I have a black belt in feelings.