Date Rape and Homophobia are HILARIOUS!

This is a real movie. That means that this cost millions of dollars to make. Got that? Millions of dollars were spent on making this movie. I have a tip next time they want to make this movie... Go to any frathouse. Watch the hilarity that ensues as they tell horrible jokes and hook up with girls that they in no way should be sleeping with after drugging them. Videotape it. If you want them to really go crazy, play that zany Asher Rother song about college. Then ask them how much "pussy they are going to crush in the marina later." Laugh when they answer this question with a really serious tone followed by a chest bump.

There. I just made the sequel. It's called "every night in that frat that sucks with that guy you hate". You're welcome.

(my soul hurts)

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Drew Hoolhorst

San Francisco, CA 94110, USA

I have a black belt in feelings.