I have been writing for 1,029,238 years. Or, like, 10.
I'm am a hyperbolic neurotic who has lived to write since I knew how a pen worked. Then, one day, computers came along and it turns out you can just use those instead. Since then, I've been documenting anything I think is:
- Not Funny.
- Worth making fun of.
I'm glad you're here to read, and I hope you laugh from time to time.
Oh, and I also write for a living. If you ever want me to do that for you, you can ask me to do so here.